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      Did you hear about the hyena what swallowed an Oxo cube? - He made a laughing stock of himself.
      
      


      
      What happened when the lion ate the clown? - He felt funny.
      
      

      
      Did you hear about the shepherd who drive his flock through town, and got a traffic ticket for making a ewe turn?
      
      

      
      Two cows were talking in a field one day.
      
      The first cow said: "Have you heard about the Mad Cow Disease that's going around?"
      
      The second cow said: "Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn't it?"
      
      

      
      How do you stop a pig from smelling? - Put a clothes peg on it's nose.
      
      

      
      If rhino horn is an aphrodisiac, why are rhinos nearly extinct?
      
      

      
      What do you call a camel with a flat back? - Humphrey.
      
      

      
      Why do gorillas have big nostrils? - Because they have big fingers.

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