God Jokes

Free Christian jokes, clean jokes, funny jokes, and clean jokes and humor about God, faith, eternity, heaven, justice, and more.

Love Me, Love Me Not - The little girl came in tears to her mother. "God doesn't love me," she sobbed. "Of course, God love .....read more

Who Made You - The new clergyman was coming to call, and the mother gave Emma some instructions: "If he asks your n .....read more

How Man Earned Longevity - God created the donkey and told him: you will work tireless from sun up to sun down, carrying heavy .....read more

Time And Money - A preacher went into his church and he was praying to God. While he was praying, he asked God, "How .....read more

Jesus Returns - The Pope is working in his office one day when a very excited priest comes rushing down the hall, ro .....read more

One In Line - Everybody on earth goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line f .....read more

Dead Cat - When the cat was run over by a car, the mother quickly disposed of the remains before her four-year- .....read more

Having Faith - "As I understand it, Doctor, if I believe I'm well, I'll be well. Is that the idea?" "It is." "Then, .....read more

Picture of God - The little boy was found by his mother with pencil and paper, making a sketch. When asked what he wa .....read more