Mother Jokes

Free Christian jokes, clean jokes, funny jokes, and clean mother jokes and mothers, kids, husbands, parenting, children, and more.

Two Liars - The tender young mother detected her baby boy in a deliberate lie. With tears in her eyes, and a cat .....read more

Making Money - Her exalted rank did not give the queen immunity from the trials of a mother. One of her sons, whose .....read more

Mother-in-law Mess - A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in t .....read more

Storks - Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and cr .....read more

Two Sons - Two mothers were talking about their sons. The first said, "My son is such a saint. He works hard, d .....read more

Problem With Euphemisms - A little boy walks into the living room where his parents are entertaining a large gathering of thei .....read more

Upset Is Unhealthy - The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried abou .....read more

Stealing Jam - "Tommy," said his mother reprovingly, "what did I say I'd do to you if I ever caught you stealing ja .....read more

Rich Man Poor Man - The little girl in the subway was a pest. She crossed the aisle to devote herself to a dignified fat .....read more