Going Deaf - An excellent old gentleman grew hard of hearing, and was beset with apprehension lest he become tota .....read more |
Failing Strength - The old man shook his head dolefully in response to an inquiry concerning his health. "It isn't what .....read more |
Longevity - The native pointed with pride to two doddering ancients hobbling painfully down the village street, .....read more |
A Bad Case - "Rather absent-minded, isn't he?" "Extremely so. Why, the other night when he got home he knew there .....read more |
The Price We Pay - At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their ach .....read more |
Red Lights - Two elderly women were out driving in a large car -- both could barely see over the dashboard. As th .....read more |
Thanks For The Peanuts - A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him. While he's talking to his gr .....read more |
Elderly Sisters - Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 ear old draws a bath. Sh .....read more |
Senior Romance - An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a rom .....read more |
Short Old Age Jokes - The good die young. Here's hoping that you may live to a ripe old age. He (dejectedly): "I'm sure I .....read more |