Church Jokes

Free Christian jokes, clean jokes, funny jokes, and clean Christian jokes and humor about church, pastors, clergyman, Sunday School, and more.

The Offering - The young members of the family had been taught to be punctilious in contributing to the collection .....read more

The Exclusive Church - One of the New York churches is notorious for its exclusiveness. A bum took a fancy to the church, a .....read more

Twisted Morality - The more-or-less-religious woman was deeply shocked when the new neighbors sent over on Sunday morni .....read more

Worship At Home - A Scotch Presbyterian clergyman tells the story of a parishioner who formed a secession with a few o .....read more

Stone Blind - The Christmas church services were proceeding very successfully when a woman in the gallery got so i .....read more

No Use Knocking - A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. .....read more

For The Sick - A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she said, "can we .....read more

The Twenty Dollar Bill - After describing his great travels, the $20 dollar bill asked the $1 dollar bill, "What about you? W .....read more

Too Many Confessions - An old priest was getting sick and tired of all the people in his parish who kept confessing adulter .....read more