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Animal Jokes

Free Christian jokes, clean jokes, funny jokes, and clean animal jokes and humor about animals, dogs, cats, parrots, horses and even frogs.

Just A Bite - "Yes, ma'am," the old salt confided to the inquisitive lady, "I fell over the side of the ship, and .....read more
Fur, Whiskers and Kittens - The teacher put a question to the class: "What does a cat have that no other animal has?" A number c .....read more
Throw The Dog A Leetle - The tramp was sitting with his back to a hedge by the wayside, munching at some scraps wrapped in a .....read more
The Rat Catcher - The proprietor of the general store at the cross-roads had his place overrun by rats, and the damage .....read more
The Brave Mouse - A mouse chanced on a pool of whiskey that was the result of a raid by prohibition-enforcement agents .....read more
The Dead Dog - An eminent statesman was being driven rapidly by his chauffeur, when the car struck and killed a dog .....read more
Hogs - The professor and his wife were doubtful about returning to the farm on which they had passed the pr .....read more
Adopted Turtle - Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top .....read more
The Dachshund - A little boy was entertaining the minister the other day until his mother could complete her toilet. .....read more
Purpose of a Dog - A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck .....read more
He Killed Your Dog - A highly timid little man, Casper Milquetoast, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing h .....read more
Two Penguins - A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. While doing this the clerk spots two pengu .....read more
Legless Frog - Sidney was a 14-year-old boy with an interest in the sciences. One summer day he started his own inv .....read more
The Lazy Dog - While the train was waiting on a side track down in Georgia, one of the passengers walked over to a .....read more
Rabbit Jokes - How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare! How did the ra .....read more
The Cat Clock - There are two friends at a bar late one night. One holds a cat everywhere he goes. he never wears a .....read more
Froggie Wants A Loan - A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Pa .....read more
Short Animal Jokes - Man 1: "My dog took first prize at the cat show." Man 2: "How was that?" Man 1: "He took the cat." .....read more