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Animal Jokes

Free Christian jokes, clean jokes, funny jokes, and clean animal jokes and humor about animals, dogs, cats, parrots, horses and even frogs.

Just A Bite - "Yes, ma'am," the old salt confided to the inquisitive lady, "I fell over the side of the ship, and .....read more
The Rat Catcher - The proprietor of the general store at the cross-roads had his place overrun by rats, and the damage .....read more
The Brave Mouse - A mouse chanced on a pool of whiskey that was the result of a raid by prohibition-enforcement agents .....read more
Hogs - The professor and his wife were doubtful about returning to the farm on which they had passed the pr .....read more
Adopted Turtle - Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top .....read more
Two Penguins - A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. While doing this the clerk spots two pengu .....read more
Legless Frog - Sidney was a 14-year-old boy with an interest in the sciences. One summer day he started his own inv .....read more
Rabbit Jokes - How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare! How did the ra .....read more
Froggie Wants A Loan - A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Pa .....read more
Short Animal Jokes - Man 1: "My dog took first prize at the cat show." Man 2: "How was that?" Man 1: "He took the cat." .....read more
100 Per Cent Polar Bear - One afternoon in the artic, a father polar bear and his polar bear son were sitting in the snow. The .....read more
More Short Animal Jokes - Did you hear about the hyena what swallowed an Oxo cube? - He made a laughing stock of himself. Wha .....read more
Still More Short Animal Jokes - If milk is high in fat and cholesterol, why don't cows die of heart attacks? What do sheep count wh .....read more
Blood Thirsty Bats - In the early hours of the morning, two bats were hanging upside down in their cave. The first bat tu .....read more
Two Mongooses - A zookeeper needed some extra animals for his zoo, so he decided to write a letter. But unfortunatel .....read more
Dangerous Polar Bears - A six-year-old boy was standing with his father in front of the polar bear enclosure at the zoo. The .....read more
Face to Face with a Wolf - A tourist guide was talking with a group of school children at Yellowstone Park when one boy asked h .....read more
The Beautiful Horse - A man was driving down a country lane when he spotted the most beautiful horse he'd ever seen, stand .....read more
The Long Eared Donkey - A farmer kept a donkey in a stable, but the donkey's ears were so long that they repeatedly hit the .....read more
The Gorilla in the Library - One day a gorilla escaped from the zoo, prompting a huge search of the district and appeals on radio .....read more
The Cow Gives Birth - A farmer was helping one of his cows to give birth when he noticed his young son watching wide-eyed .....read more

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