Farmer Jokes

Free Christian jokes, clean jokes, funny jokes, and clean farmer jokes and humor about farmers, farms, cows, farm animals, and more.

Cowardice - The old farmer and his wife visited the menagerie. When they halted before the hippopotamus cage, he .....read more

Gaining Weight - When his daughter returned from the girls' college, the farmer regarded her critically, and then dem .....read more

She Will Never Start - The old farmer and his wife arrived at a railway station, and for the first time in their lives behe .....read more

Pa Will Not Like It - A preacher had ordered a load of hay from one of his parishioners. About noon, the parishioner's lit .....read more

The Big Farms - Two men were boasting about their rich kin. Said one: "My father has a big farm in Connecticut. It i .....read more

Dissolve Anything - A mysterious building had been erected on the outskirts of a small town. It was shrouded in mystery. .....read more

The Settlement - Up in Minnesota Mr. Olsen had a cow killed by a railroad train. In due season the claim agent for th .....read more

Farmer Divorce - A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, "May I .....read more

In The Ice - There was once a chap who went skating too early and all of a sudden that afternoon loud cries for h .....read more

The Chicken Farmer - A city slicker moves to the country and decides he's going to take up farming. He heads to the local .....read more