| Bronchitis - A victim of chronic bronchitis called on a well-known physician to be examined. The doctor, after ca .....read more |
| The Limp - The instructor in the Medical College exhibited a diagram. "The subject here limps," he explained, " .....read more |
| A Tangle - The late Dr. Henry Thayer, founder of Thayer's Laboratory in Cambridge, was walking along a street o .....read more |
| Inventive Cure - A woman went to her Health Maintenance Organization. After about 15 minutes with one of the new doct .....read more |
| Scientific Progress - The physician advised his patient to eat a hearty dinner at night, without any worry over the abilit .....read more |
| A Magic Healer - During an exciting game of football a player had two fingers of his right hand badly smashed, and on .....read more |
| No Vices - "Do you think I shall live until I'm ninety, doctor?" "How old are you now?" "Forty." "Do you drink, .....read more |
| Wrong Diagnosis - Two doctors met in the hall of the hospital. "Well," said the first, "what's new this morning?" "I'v .....read more |
| Released At Last - Dr. Leroy, the head psychiatrist at the local mental hospital, is examining patients to see if they' .....read more |
| Medical Information - A little woman called Mount Sinai Hospital. She said, "Hello, darling, I'd like to talk with the per .....read more |
| Hurts to Touch - A goober was constantly complaining about how everywhere she touched her body, it hurt. Her grandma .....read more |
| Solving a Problem - A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a t .....read more |
| Fixing an Ailment - In Ireland there is a mental institution that every year picks two of it's most reformed patients an .....read more |
| Short Doctor Jokes - Specialist (to patient suffering from insomnia): "And did you try my plan of counting sheep coming t .....read more |
| More Short Doctor Jokes - Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters? Nurse: No change ye .....read more |
