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Law and Order Jokes

Free Christian jokes, clean jokes, funny jokes, and clean law jokes and humor about the law, lawyers, criminals, judges, the law, cops, and more.

The Dead Cat - The indignant householder held up before the policeman the dead cat that had been lying by the curb .....read more
Settle Out Of Court - Two men were fighting when they were arrested by a policeman and hauled before a judge: Judge: "Can' .....read more
Contempt of Court - One day when old Thaddeus Stevens was practicing in the courts he didn't like the ruling of the pres .....read more
At The Theater - A young couple that had received many valuable wedding presents established their home in a suburb. .....read more
Always A Catch - The woman at the insurance office inquired as to the costs, amounts paid, etc. "So," she concluded, .....read more
Off Like A Shot - It was a case of attempted murder, in which the prisoner was accused of having fired twice at his in .....read more
Bribery - A judge, disgusted with a jury that seemed unable to reach an agreement in a perfectly evident case, .....read more
Writing Parking Tickets - I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there .....read more
Deputy Gomer - The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the .....read more
Fill Up - A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not .....read more
Illegal Turn - A father in a hurry, taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light, where it wasn' .....read more
I Cant Do That - A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the g .....read more
Cops and Kids - It was the end of the day when the officer parked his police van in front of the station. As he was .....read more
Permit Required - While driving home from work one day, I was eating an apple. It wasn't until I tossed the core out t .....read more
DUI - One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At .....read more
Stingy Lawyer - A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the .....read more
Short Law and Order Jokes - Q. How can you tell if a vampirecop has been in a bakery? A. All of the jelly has been taken out of .....read more
Three Defendants - The cross-eyed judge looked at the three defendants in the dock and said to the first one: "How do y .....read more
The New Prisoners - Two new prisoners were shown to their cell. "How long are you in for?" asked the first. "Eighteen ye .....read more
Jokes By Number - In prison for the first time, George was puzzled by a strange ritual that was carried out at night i .....read more
Penalties - Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim? Defendant: No, I did not. Prosecutor: Do you know what the pena .....read more
Severe Sentence - A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his bench week after week. One day he .....read more
Smoking Kills - The jurors in a multi-billion-dollar lawsuit against the tobacco industry were ordered by a judge no .....read more
Life of Riley - A wizened old prisoner was introduced to his new cellmate. "Look at me," said the old man, "I'm way .....read more
Jury Exemption - A woman celebrating her eightieth birthday was surprised to receive a notice for jury duty. So she c .....read more
Capital Punishment - A middle-age woman was called to serve for jury duty, but asked to be excused because she didn't bel .....read more
More Short Law and Order Jokes - Why did the escaped convict saw the legs off his bed? - He wanted to lie low. Did you hear about th .....read more

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