| The Dead Cat - The indignant householder held up before the policeman the dead cat that had been lying by the curb .....read more |
| Settle Out Of Court - Two men were fighting when they were arrested by a policeman and hauled before a judge: Judge: "Can' .....read more |
| Contempt of Court - One day when old Thaddeus Stevens was practicing in the courts he didn't like the ruling of the pres .....read more |
| At The Theater - A young couple that had received many valuable wedding presents established their home in a suburb. .....read more |
| Always A Catch - The woman at the insurance office inquired as to the costs, amounts paid, etc. "So," she concluded, .....read more |
| Off Like A Shot - It was a case of attempted murder, in which the prisoner was accused of having fired twice at his in .....read more |
| Bribery - A judge, disgusted with a jury that seemed unable to reach an agreement in a perfectly evident case, .....read more |
| Writing Parking Tickets - I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there .....read more |
| Deputy Gomer - The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the .....read more |
| Fill Up - A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not .....read more |
| Illegal Turn - A father in a hurry, taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light, where it wasn' .....read more |
| I Cant Do That - A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the g .....read more |
| Cops and Kids - It was the end of the day when the officer parked his police van in front of the station. As he was .....read more |
| Permit Required - While driving home from work one day, I was eating an apple. It wasn't until I tossed the core out t .....read more |
| DUI - One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At .....read more |
| Stingy Lawyer - A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the .....read more |
| Short Law and Order Jokes - Q. How can you tell if a vampirecop has been in a bakery? A. All of the jelly has been taken out of .....read more |
