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  Game Show Major  

 

      At the recording of a television game show, an army major was in the hot seat for the last big question. the host read the question slowly and carefully but, to his dismay, the major didn't know the answer.
      
      However the major was not prepared to miss out on the chance of winning a fortune, so he put his contingency plan into operation. He let out a sudden cough, and from the back of the stage four mounted knights-in-armour appeared, waving their lances threateningly at the host.
      
      The host looked momentarily terrified, but then a steely determination set in as he refused to allow the major to cheat his way to the big cash prize.
      
      Suddenly the host leapt into the air and karate kicked the first knight onto the floor. He picked up the lance from the stricken knight and fought off the second, who also fell sprawling to the floor.
      
      The second knight's horse shied and bolted, colliding with the third knight in the process.
      
      The game show host was just beginning to enjoy himself now. He waved the spear he was still carrying at the fourth knight, looked back at the contestant and said: "Is that your final lancer?"


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