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  Firing Squad  

 

      A brunette, a red head, and a blond are all slated to be executed. Each has chosen to be shot to death.
      
      As the brunette steps up to the pole, she is asked if she has any final words. She places an index finger on her lower lip for a moment, suddenly her eyes light up, then she quickly lowers her hand and yells "TORNADO!" everyone takes cover, and she runs away to freedom.
      
      As the red head steps up to the pole, she is asked if she has any final words. She places an index finger on her lower lip for a moment, suddenly her eyes light up, then she quickly lowers her hand and yells "EARTHQUAKE!" again, everyone takes cover, and she runs away to freedom.
      
      As the blonde steps up to the pole, she is asked if she has any final statements. She places an index finger on her lower lip for a moment, suddenly her eyes light up, then she quickly lowers her hand and yells "FIRE!"


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