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  Handsome Hunk  

 

      A woman renowned for her charitable work was granted three wishes by a fairy godmother. "To be honest," she said, "I have everything I could possibly want in life. What more can I wish for?" Then she thought for a moment and said: "Well, I supposed a new dinner table would be nice. "I've had that one for over 35 years."
      
      Within seconds, the fairy godmother had delivered a new table. "Now what about your second wish?"
      
      "Hmmm," mused the woman. "Well, if you insist, I supposed a new car would be nice for getting me to church."
      
      No sooner had she spoken than a brand new car appeared on the drive.
      
      "And for your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother.
      
      "Well, I guess there's no point in having a new car without somebody to share it with. Could you possibly turn my loyal and loving cat into a handsome young man?"
      
      At that, the cat was transformed into a handsome hunk. The young man cooly strolled over to the woman and said: "I bet you're sorry you had me neutered now."


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