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      Q. What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
      A. One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.
      
      



      
      Q. How did a cat take first prize at the bird show?
      A. By reaching into the cage.
      
      

      
      While a little boy was away at school, his cat died. Worried about how he would take the news when he got home, his mother consoled im and said: "Don't worry, darling. Tiger is in heaven with God now." The boy said: "What's God gonna do with a dead cat?"
      
      

      
      A tomcat and a female tabby were courting on the back fence one night. He leaned over to her and purred seductively: "I'd die for you."
      
      She looked up coyly and said: "How many times?"

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