Category: Children Jokes
The Differences Between Boys And Girls
You throw a little girl a ball, and it will hit her in the nose. You throw a little boy a ball, and he will try to catch it. Then it will hit him in the nose.
You dress your little girl in her Sunday best, and she'll look just as pretty when you make it to the church an hour later. You dress a boy in his Sunday best, and he'll somehow find every muddy puddle from your home to the church, even if you're driving there.
If a girl accidentally burps, she will be embarrassed. If a boy accidentally burps, he will follow it with a dozen fake belches.
Boys grow their fingernails long because they're too lazy to cut them. Girls grow their fingernails long so that they can dig them into a boy's arm.
By the age of six, boys will stop giving their dad kisses. By the age of six, girls will stop giving their dad kisses unless he bribes them with sweets.
A little girl will pick up a stick and look in wonderment at that nature has made. A little boy will pick up a stick and turn it into a gun.
When girls play with Barbie and Ken dolls, they like to dress them up and play house with them. When boys play with Barbie and Ken dolls, they like to tear off their clothes.
Girls are attracted to boys from an early age. At the same age, boys are attracted to dirt.
Girls will cry if someone dies in a movie. Boys will cry if you turn off the VCR after they've watched the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie three times in a row.
Girls turn into women. Boys turn into bigger boys.