Category: Christian Jokes
 

      A man living in New Jersey had just bought a new mobile home and learnt that he had to pick it up from the other side of New York and drive it all the way back. He realised that to do so he would have to pass right through Manhattan, a very serious driving risk, especially with a slow mobile home.
      
      So he decided to pop up to Manhattan and ask someone when would be the best time to travel without getting his new acquisition demolished. The first person he came across was a local policeman and knew he could do no better.
      
      When asked, the policeman replied that a Sunday would be the best time to travel at about 7.00a.m.
      
      "Why that time?" the man asked.
      
      "Well," replied the policeman, " all the Jews are playing golf and all the Catholics are at Mass"
      
      "But what about the Protestants?"
      
      "Oh, they are all asleep at that time of a Sunday morning."
      
      Taking the policeman's advice he set out and was travelling through Manhattan at about 7.00 a.m. when WHAM!! his mobile home was smashed from the rear.
      
      He got out, surveyed the damage and then found out it was a Seventh Day Adventist late for work!