Category: Dating Jokes
Can I borrow a quarter: I want to call your mother and thank her.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?
Do you have a map, because I keep getting long in your eyes?
Hi, I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take them off you.
Do you know CPR, because you take my breath away?
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
Was your father an alien, because there's nothing like you on earth?
Inheriting 90 million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
I seem to have lost my way. Would you mind taking me with you?
You know, you might be asked to leave. soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
If I had 11 roses and you, I'd have a dozen.
Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?
I know milk is good for your body, but, baby, how much have you been drinking?
Are we near the airport, or is that just my heart taking off?
Are you a parking ticket, because you have "fine" written all over you?
Are you from Tennessee, because you're the only ten I see?