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  Dead Certainty  

 

      On Tuesday, a maid asked her mistress for permission to be absent on the coming Friday. She explained that she wished to attend the funeral of her fiance. The mistress gave the required permission sympathetically.
      
      "But you're not wearing mourning, Jenny," she remarked.
      
      "Oh, no, ma'am," the girl replied. "You see, ma'am, he ain't dead yet. The hanging ain't till Friday."


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