Category: Death Jokes
 

      Unable to attend his father's funeral, a son who lived far away called his brother and said: "Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill."
      
      A few weeks later, he received a bill for $200, which he duly paid.
      
      Then the next month he got another bill for $200, which he again paid, thinking it was some unforeseen expense.
      
      But when the bills for $200 keep on arriving each month, he phoned his brother to find out what was going on.
      
      "Well," said the other brother, "you said to do something nice for Dad. So I rented him a tuxedo."