Category: Death Jokes
 

      The widower had just taken his fourth wife and was showing her around the village. Among the places visited was the churchyard, and the bride paused before a very elaborate tombstone that had been erected by the bridegroom. Being a little nearsighted she asked him to read the inscription, and in reverent tones he read:
      
      "Here lies Susan, beloved wife of John Smith; also Jane, beloved wife of John Smith; also Mary, beloved wife of John Smith--"
      
      He paused abruptly, and the bride, leaning forward to see the bottom line, read, to her horror:
      
      "Be Ye Also Ready."