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  Great News  

 

      The day after losing his wife in a boating accident, a man answered the door to two grim-faced police officers.
      
      They announced in unison: "We have some bad news, some good news, and some great news. Which would you like to hear first?"
      
      "Give me the bad news first," said the man.
      
      "Sir, I'm afraid we found your wife's body off Long Island."
      
      "Oh no," wailed the man. "My poor wife. My poor darling wife. What on earth can be the good news?"
      
      "When we pulled her up, she had two five-pound lobsters and a dozen large edible crabs on her."
      
      "That's terrible," said the man. "So what's the great news?"
      
      "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."


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