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  Late for a Funeral  

 

      A young preacher new to the area was asked by the local funeral director to conduct a graveside service at a small country cemetery.
      
      There was to be no funeral, just the graveside ceremony, because the deceased had outlived all his family and friends.
      
      The new preacher set off early for the cemetery, but soon became lost.
      
      After a number of wrong turns, he finally arrived half an hour late. There was no sign of the hearse, and the workmen were relaxing under a nearby tree, eating their lunch.
      
      The preacher went over to the open grave and found that the vault lid was already in place. He took out his book and read the service.
      
      As he returned to his car, he overheard one of the workmen say: "Do you think we should tell him that's a septic tank?"


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