Category: Death Jokes
 

      Moments before her husband's funeral, a widow took one final look at his body. To her horror, she saw that he was wearing a brown suit whereas she had issued strict instructions to the undertaker that she wanted him buried in a blue suit.
      
      She sought out the undertaker and demanded that the suit be changed.
      
      At first he tried to tell her that it was too late but when he could see that she wasn't going to back down, he ordered the mortician to wheel the coffin away.
      
      A few minutes later, just as the funeral was about to start, the coffin was wheeled back in and, amazingly, the corpse was now wearing a blue suit.
      
      The widow was overjoyed and, at the end of the service, thanked the undertaker for his swift work.
      
      "Oh, it was nothing," he said. "It so happened there was another body in the back room and he was already dressed in a blue suit. All we had to do was switch heads."