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      Why is a dog so jumpy if you lightly touch it's tail yet it feels nothing when it bangs it repeated on the kitchen table?"
      
      



      
      Q. Where do you find a dog with no legs?
      A. Right where you left him.
      
      

      
      Two dog owners were talking in the park. One said: "Im fed up with my dog - he'll chase anyone on a bike."
      
      "What are you going to do?" asked the other. "Have him put down?"
      
      "No. I think I'll just take his bike away."
      
      

      
      How come a dog hates it when you blow in its face yet hangs its head out the window when you're driving?
      
      

      
      Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but onions? - His bark was much worse than his bite.

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