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  The Talking Cow  

 

      A man was driving down a country lane when his car ground to a halt.
      
      As he lifted the hood to study the engine, a brown and white cow from an adjoining field lumbered over to the car and stuck her head under the hood next to the man's.
      
      After a moment or two, the cow turned to the man and said: "Looks like a dodgy carburettor to me." Then she walked back into the field and resumed her grazing.
      
      Amazed, the man walked up to the farmhouse and asked the farmer: "Is that your cow in the field?"
      
      "The brown and white one? Yes, that's old Buttercup."
      
      "Well," continued the man, "my car was broken down, and she just said: 'Looks like a dodgy carburettor to me.'"
      
      The farmer shook his head and said: "Don't mind old Buttercup. She don't know a thing about cars."


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