Category: Driving Jokes
 

      Two old ladies were out driving in a big car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. They were cruising along at a steady twenty-six miles an hour when they came to a junction and although the light was red, they went straight through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself: "I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light."
      
      Three hundred yards further down the road, they approached another junction. Again the light was red, but again they went through it. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself: "I must be seeing things because I'm sure we just went through another red light."
      
      A couple of minutes later they went through a third red light. This time she turned to the other woman and said: "Mildred! Don't you know we just went through three red lights! You could have killed us!"
      
      "Oh," said Mildred. "Am I driving?"