Category: Dumb Jokes
 

      An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.
      
      The 1st passenger said "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player; the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first pack and left the plane.
      
      The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of the former U.S. President, a senator from New York, and a potential future president and I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't want me to die." She took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
      
      The 3rd passenger, Wesley Clark, said "I'm a general in the Army of the United States of America. I am also going to be my party's nominee for President ." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.
      
      The 4th passenger, President George W. Bush, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and served my country well. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
      
      The little girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you. America's smartest woman took my schoolbag!"