Category: Dumb Jokes
 

      The humorist offered his latest invention in the way of a puzzle to the assembly of guests in the drawing-room:
      
      "Can you name an animal that has eyes and cannot see; legs and cannot walk, but can jump as high as the Sears Tower?"
      
      Everybody racked his brains during a period of deep silence, and racked in vain. Finally, they gave it up and demanded the solution. The inventor of the puzzle beamed.
      
      "The answer," he said, "is a wooden horse. It has eyes and cannot see, and legs and cannot walk."
      
      "Yes," the company agreed. "But how does it jump as high as the Sears Tower?"
      
      "The Sears Tower," the humorist explained, "can't jump."