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  Two Short Actor Jokes  

 

      Neighbour: "I hear that you had an actor employed on your farm."
      
      Farmer: "Yes, and he's a fairly good actor, too. Why, I thought he was working the last week he was here."
      
      


      
      Screen Actress: I have a certificate from my doctor saying that I cannot act to-day.
      
      Manager: Why did you go to all that trouble? I could have given you a certificate saying that you never could act.

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