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  You Know You've Been At College Too Long When  

 

      You consider McDonald's to be "real food".
      
      You actually enjoy doing laundry at home.
      
      Two miles is not too far to walk to a party.
      
      You know the pizza delivery boy by name.
      
      You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark.
      
      You live for getting mail.
      
      Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime.
      
      It feels weird to take a shower without shoes on.
      
      You start thinking and sounding like your roommate.
      
      Whole wars have taken place in the outside world without you noticing.
      
      You wear the same socks three days in a row and think nothing of it.
      
      Half the time you don't wake up in your own bed.
      
      Looking out the window is a form of entertainment.
      
      Prank phone calls become funny again.


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