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  King of the Jungle  

 

      A lion woke up one morning with an overbearing desire to remind his fellow creatures that he was king of the jungle. So he marched over to a monkey and roared: "Who is the mightiest animal in the jungle?"
      
      "You are, Master," said the monkey, quivering.
      
      Then the lion came across a wildebeest.
      
      "Who is the mightiest animal in the jungle?" roared the lion.
      
      "You are, Master," answered the wildebeest, shaking with fear.
      
      Next the lion met an elephant.
      
      "Who is the mightiest animal in the jungle?" roared the lion.
      
      The elephant grabbed the lion with his trunk, slammed him repeatedly against a tree, dropped him like a stone and ambled off.
      
      "All right," shouted the lion. "THere's no need to turn nasty just because you don't know the answer."


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