Category: Family Jokes
 

      Jim was plagued by his spiteful mother-in-law who, much to his dismay, lived with the family.
      
      Each morning, just as he was about to leave for work, the mother-in-law would take him to one side and hiss: "If you don't treat my daughter right after I'm dead, I'll dig up from the grave and haunt you!"
      
      It was the same when Jim came home for lunch. The mother-in-law would sidle up to him and whisper menacingly: "If you don't treat my daughter right after I'm dead, I'll dig up from the grave and haunt you!"
      
      And at night, she would collar him on his way to bed and snarl: "If you don't treat my daughter right after I'm dead, I'll dig up from the grave and haunt you!"
      
      He recounted his awful life with the old woman to a friend who, after not seeing Jim for a couple of months, asked him how his mother-in-law was feeling.
      
      "She isn't feeling anything," said Jim. "She died three weeks ago."
      
      "Aren't you worried about her ominous threat?" asked the friend.
      
      "Not really," replied Jim, "but just to be sure, I buried her face down. Let her dig!"