Category: Farmer Jokes
 

      A mysterious building had been erected on the outskirts of a small town. It was shrouded in mystery. All that was known about it was that it was a chemical laboratory. An old farmer, driving past the place after work had been started, and seeing a man in the doorway, called to him:
      
      "What be ye doin' in this place?"
      
      "We are searching for a universal solvent--something that will dissolve all things," said the chemist.
      
      "What good will thet be?"
      
      "Imagine, sir! It will dissolve all things. If we want a solution of iron, glass, gold--anything, all that we have to do is to drop it in this solution."
      
      "Fine," said the farmer, "fine! What are you goin' to keep it in?"