Category: Farmer Jokes
 

      A city slicker moves to the country and decides he's going to take up farming. He heads to the local feed store and tells the man, "Give me 100 baby chickens." The feed store man complies.
      
      A week later the man returns and says, "Give me 200 baby chickens." The feed store man complies.
      
      Again, a week later the man returns. This time he says,
      
      "Give me 500 baby chickens."
      
      "Wow!" the feed store man replies. "You must really be doing well!" "Naw," said the man with a sigh. "I'm either planting them too deep or too far apart!"