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      A wife said to her husband: "Darling, I need a new dress."
      
      "What's wrong with the one you've got?" he said.
      
      "Well, it's too long and, besides, the veil keeps getting in my eyes."
      
      


      
      If leather jackets get ruined in the rain, why aren't cows affected when they are out in the rain alot?
      
      

      
      If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
      
      

      
      A man said to his friend: "How come you're only wearing one glove? Did you lose one?"
      
      The friend said: "No, I found one."
      
      
      

      
      Did you hear about the man who put on a pair of clean socks everyday? -- By the end of the week he couldn't get his shoes on.
      
      

      
      A man walked into an army surplus store and asked if they had any camouflage trousers.
      
      "Yes, we have," replied the assistant, "but we can't find them!"
      
      

      
      Where do socks go when they got lost in the dryer?
      
      

      
      A man told his friend: "My wife only has two complaints: nothing to wear and not enough closet space."

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