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  The New Suit  

 

      Harry wanted a new suit so he bought a nice piece of cloth and tried to find a good tailor.
      
      The first tailor he visited looked at the cloth, measured Harry, then told him there was not enough cloth to make a suit.
      
      Harry found this hard to accept, so he went to the tailor next door who measured both Harry and the cloth before announcing that there was enough cloth to make a three-pice suit.
      
      A week later, Harry returned to collect his suit and noticed that the tailor's son was wearing trousers made of the same cloth.
      
      Puzzled, Harry asked: "How come you have been able to make a three-piece suit for me and trousers for your son when the chap next door could not even make a suit?"
      
      "Simple," said the tailor. "The guy next door has two sons."


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