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  The Drink Of Water  

 

      A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
      
      Five minutes later...."Da-ad...."
      
      "What?"
      
      "I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?"
      
      "No. You had your chance. Lights out."
      
      Five minutes later:"Da-aaaad....."
      
      "WHAT?"
      
      "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
      
      "I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
      
      Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....."
      
      "WHAT!"
      
      "When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"


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