Category: Father Jokes
 

      It was scarcely half-past nine when the rather fierce-looking father of the girl entered the parlor where the timid lover was courting her. The father had his watch in his hand.
      
      "Young man," he said, "do you know what time it is?"
      
      "Y-y-yes sir," stuttered the frightened lover, as he scrambled out into the hall; "I--I was just going to leave!"
      
      After the beau had made a rapid exit, the father turned to the girl and said in astonishment:
      
      "What was the matter with that fellow? My watch has run down, and I simply wanted to know the time."