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  Be Polite  

 

      On Johnnie's return from the birthday party, his mother expressed the hope that he had behaved politely at the luncheon table, and properly said, "Yes, if you please" and "No, thank you," when anything was offered him.
      
      Johnnie shook his head seriously.
      
      "I guess I didn't say, 'No, thank you.' I ate everything there was."


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