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  Bring Me A Bulldog  

 

      The Southern Colonel at Saratoga Springs, in the days before prohibition, directed the waiter at his table in the hotel:
      
      "You-all kin bring me a Kentucky breakfast."
      
      "An' what is that, sir?" the waiter inquired doubtfully.
      
      The Colonel explained:
      
      "Bring me a big steak, a bulldog and a quart of Bourbon whiskey."
      
      "But why do you order a bulldog?" asked the puzzled waiter.
      
      "To eat the steak, suh!" snapped the Colonel.


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