Category: Food Jokes
 

      The young man applied to the manager of the entertainment museum for employment as a freak, and the following dialogue occurred:
      
      "Who are you?"
      
      "I am Enoch, the egg king."
      
      "What is your specialty?"
      
      "I eat three dozen hen's eggs, two dozen duck eggs, and one dozen goose eggs, at a single setting."
      
      "Do you know our program?"
      
      "What is it?"
      
      "We give four shows every day."
      
      "Oh, yes, I understand that."
      
      "And do you think you can do it?"
      
      "I know I can."
      
      "On Saturdays we give six shows."
      
      "All right."
      
      "On holidays we usually give a performance every hour."
      
      And now, at last, the young man showed signs of doubt.
      
      "In that case, I must have one thing understood before I'd be willing to sign a contract."
      
      "What?"
      
      "No matter what the rush of business is in the show, you've got to give me time to eat my regular meals."