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  Hold Everything  

 

      The clergyman drew near to the baptismal font, and directed that the candidates for baptism should now be presented.
      
      A woman in the congregation gave a gasp of dismay and turned to her husband, whom she addressed in a strenuous whisper:
      
      "There! I just knew we'd forget something. John, you run right home as fast as you can, and fetch the baby."


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