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  Who Made You  

 

      The new clergyman was coming to call, and the mother gave Emma some instructions:
      
      "If he asks your name, say Emma Jane; if he asks how old you are, say you are eight years old; if he asks who made you, say God made me."
      
      It is a fact that the clergyman did ask just those three questions in that order, to the first two of which Emma replied correctly. But it is also a fact that when the minister propounded the third query, as to her origin, the child hesitated, and then said:
      
      "Mama did tell me the man's name, but I've gone and forgotten it."


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