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  Licking the Carpet  

 

      A vacuum cleaner salesman wormed his way into the home of a woman in a remote Welsh valley.
      
      "This machine is amazing," he enthused in his finest sales patter before tipping a bag of dirt over the lounge floor carpet. "Watch this. If this machine doesn't remove every last speck of that dirt, I'll lick it off the carpet myself!"
      
      "Do you want ketchup on it?" asked the woman. "We're not connected for electricity!"


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