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      A husband and wife were shopping when the husband eyed up a shapely young woman in a short, tight skirt. Without looking up from the item she was examining, the wife said: "Was it worth the trouble you're in?"

      Wife: Why don't you ever wear your wedding ring?
      Husband: It cuts off my circulation.
      Wife: It's supposed to.

      A husband was feeling sorry for himself and in a rare moment of candour, confessed to his wife: "Sometimes I think I'm nothing but an idiot."
      His wife held his hand tenderly and said: "Don't worry, darling. Lots of people feel like that. In fact, virtually everyone we know thinks you're an idiot."

      Deciding to wash his sweatshirt, a husband asked his wife: "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
      "It depends," she replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
      "University of Oklahoma."

      At the height of an argument, the husband said: "Admit it, Cheryl, the only reason you married me was because my grandfather left me $10 million."
      "Don't be ridiculous," she said. "I don't care who left it to you."

      On their silver wedding anniversary, a woman turned to her husband and said: "Darling, will you still love me when my hair turns grey?"
      "Why shouldn't I?" he replied. "I stuck with you through the other six shades."

      After a furious row with his wife, a husband tried to make the peace.
      "After don't you meet me halfway on this?" he suggested. "I'll admit you're wrong if you admit I'm right."

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