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      The little girl returned from church deeply musing on the sermon, in which the preacher had declared that animals, lacking souls, could not go to heaven. As the result of her meditation, she presented a problem to the family at the dinner table, when she asked earnestly:
      
      "If cats don't go to heaven, where do the angels get the strings for their harps?"
      
      


      
      "Oh, mamma," questioned the child, "who's that?" He pointed to a nun who was passing.
      
      "A Sister of Charity," was the answer.
      
      "Which one," the boy persisted, "Faith or Hope?"
      
      

      
      Small Jimmie discussed with his chief crony the minister's sermon which had dealt with the sheep and the goats.
      
      "Me," he concluded, "I don't know which I am. Mother calls me her lamb, and father calls me kid."
      
      

      
      "What's the matter, little boy?" said the kindhearted man. "Are you lost?"
      
      "No," was the manful answer; "I ain't lost; I'm here. But I'd like to know where father and mother have wandered to."

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