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  The Weird Monster  

 

      Two boys once thought to play a trick on Charles Darwin. They took the body of a centipede, the wings of a butterfly, the legs of a grasshopper and the head of a beetle, and glued these together to form a weird monster. With the composite creature in a box, they visited Darwin.
      
      "Please, sir, will you tell us what sort of a bug this is?" the spokesman asked.
      
      The naturalist gave a short glance at the exhibit and a long glance at the boys.
      
      "Did it hum?" he inquired solemnly.
      
      The boys replied enthusiastically, in one voice:
      
      "Oh, yes, sir."
      
      "Well, then," Darwin declared, "it is a humbug."


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