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  I Cant Do That  

 

      A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube." The man says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack."
      
      "Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
      
      "I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."
      
      "Well, then, we need a urine sample."
      
      "I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar."
      
      "All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
      
      "I can't do that, officer."
      
      "Why not?"
      
      "Because I'm drunk."


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