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      While driving home from work one day, I was eating an apple. It wasn't until I tossed the core out the window that the police car came up behind me.
      
      The officer pulled me over, and as I was getting out my license, I joked that I was helping to clean up the roadside. The core would become a home for ants, which would pick up tiny bits of litter.
      
      I was amazed he was nodding in agreement until he said, "So let's see your building permit."


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