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  Short Law and Order Jokes  

 

      Q. How can you tell if a vampirecop has been in a bakery?
      
      A. All of the jelly has been taken out of the Jelly Doughnuts.
      


      Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?
      
      New Recruit: Call for backup!
      

      The Judge said to the defendant. "I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again."
      
      "Your Honor," the criminal said, "that's what I tried to tell the police, but they wouldn't listen."
      

      Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died?
      
      He was looking for loopholes!
      

      The defendant stood defiantly in the dock and said to the judge: "I don't recognize this court."
      
      "Why?" rapped the judge.
      
      "Because you've had it decorated since the last time I was here."

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