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  Hitting Lawyers  


      A truck driver hated lawyers with such a vengeance that whenever he saw any walking by the side of the road he would deliberately swerve his truck into them and run them down. The resounding thud as truck hit lawyer made it all worthwhile.
      One day the truck driver saw a priest hitchhiking at the side of the road. Always ready to offer a helping hand to a man of the cloth, he asked: "Where are you going to, Father?"
      "To St. Michael's Church ten miles along the road," replied the priest.
      "Hop in," said the truck driver and he set off in the direction of St. Michael's.
      A mile on, the truck driver saw a lawyer walking along the side of the road and instinctively swerved to hit him. Then he remembered that he was carrying a priest in his truck, so at the last minute he swerved back into the middle of the road, narrowly missing the lawyer. But he still heard a thud. Puzzled, he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and said: "I'm sorry, Father, I almost hit that lawyer."
      "Don't worry," replied the priest. "I got him with the door!"

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